Jake, I hear you, honestly, but I think regrading, gravel in the problem spots, and better drainage should solve the flooding problem. And I think No Parking signs can be installed without resorting to painting lines on asphalt. By the way, I did not see any really poorly parked cars yesterday although I did not look to see if there were cars parked right next to the porta johns. And there were empty parking spots in the newer lot at 1pm! Imagine that.