Well I'm a pretty bad climber so south face of blanca has to be easy for me to think about it. (I'm a talented beer drinker though so not a complete loser!)
Have a quiche, now, or maybe a tort. You deserve it!
I like to keep things simple, even if it's faaaken painful and miserable.
This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption.