5 gallon bucket with a snap top lid lol;)
Old painters/carpenters trick.....
they even sell toilet seat lids for those buckets.
Ehy that's a bit much. After a while you find a comfy spot, no seat or lid needed.
Ow yeah and skip the snap on lid and just keep a box of heavy duty trash bags in the car for liners lol.
For real though we used to have to do this.
I will never forget being like 19-21 and working for this awesome old guy painting houses. He was a total reformed hippy turned family man. The permanent effects of the LSD speed and ludes were lasting and clear to everyone he met. He was a medium build guy with a belly and a long scruffy grey beard and pony tail and always a cigarette hanging outa his mouth "like always". His motto was " i am never gonna get rich painting houses so why kill myself trying". He was a pessimist and a curmudgeon but the nicest most friendly happy to chat with anyone anytime guy you could ever meet.
I on the other hand was/am the crazed get as much as you can done in a day type work 70 hrs a week and shoot yourself in the head of stress always in a rush type "at least i was at the time". At this point i have not worked in 2-3 years but it is starting to feel like a decade. I can no longer imagine putting that much emphasis on working and money ever again. Anyway back to what the point.
So one day i am working on one side of the house and he is on the other. He comes around the corner and says i am gonna go it the garage and take a shit as this "bitch" does not want anyone in her house "keep a eye peeled! About 3-5 minutes later a car pulls in the driveway and i hear the sound of the garage door open. About 5 minutes later Gordon my "boss" comes around the corner again and procedes to tell me he was sitting on a five gallon bucket with a drop cloth pulled over his head " why i don't know, Like i said lots of Ludes and LSD as a young man" when the home the door opens and the home owner puller her car in. He thought he was well out of the way and in disguise all tucked in the corner but being a small garage he was dead wrong and was right were the nose of her car came to a stop. I guess the story goes it was either get crushed or jump out from underneath the drop cloth pants down. I guess hi sreaction was to jump outa the way.
Sad to say the old bastard died of a heart attack a few years ago now. He was sitting in his van smoking cigarettes in front of Dunk And Doughts as he did every day after work "avoiding going home" My guess is for him that was like if i die on the mountain?
Anyway to this day in a pickle i still run for a 5 gallon bucket. Everyone really should always have one in the trunk of the car just in a emergency lol....