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Offline JBro

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Re: trad climbing in a gym
« Reply #90 on: December 08, 2014, 06:20:59 PM »
HOPELESS. Blind as a bat and stubborn as a mule.  Great.


The proper animal metaphor is 'don't wrestle with a pig in the mud. You can't win and after awhile you realize the pig enjoys it.'


If you're gonna wrastle a pig, I recommend doing it in a tub full of Ramen Noodles.
Have a quiche, now, or maybe a tort.  You deserve it!
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Offline Nick Grant

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Re: trad climbing in a gym
« Reply #91 on: December 08, 2014, 06:41:31 PM »
That "in ramen noodles" line is just flat-out hilarious!  I howled with laughter when I read it.  Well done, Brad Marchand!

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Re: trad climbing in a gym
« Reply #92 on: December 09, 2014, 12:42:53 PM »
That "in ramen noodles" line is just flat-out hilarious!  I howled with laughter when I read it.  Well done, Brad Marchand!


I personally would have squealed with laughter.   :)
Have a quiche, now, or maybe a tort.  You deserve it!
-bristolpipe

I like to keep things simple, even if it's faaaken painful and miserable.
-Stoney Middleton

This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption.
-Friar Tuck