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Ever noticed how quiet it is after a snowfall? The soft fluffy stuff just soaks up the sound. In a world that's filled with the clicks, beeps, honks and roars that permeate our everyday existence, it is wonderful to enjoy the silence. It's perhaps a little surprising that someone like me, who spends so much of his time in an environment so constantly filled with sound, would relish it's absence. Yet I really look forward to my time outside this time of year, in part just for this reason.
So, it was particularly entertaining to run into a local climber at the Wildcat last Saturday night were I was playing with my friend Tony Sarno's blues band. The crux of this conversation taking place right after a particularly energetic set of blues is perhaps at least somewhat appropriate. After exchanging the obligatory greetings of the holiday, the conversation degenerated as one would expect to the state of the ice, what's IN or OUT, and the latest and greatest gear. In the course of discussing the latter, he brought up the fact that most gear these days makes noise. The clatter of flexible crampons with every kick, the clank of the metal adjustment buckle against a tool handle with every swing, not to mention the almost constant tinkle of ice screws and carabiners that take place with every movement. it's a veritable cacophony of sound, and while not altogether unpleasant, it can often obscure the more subtle and often highly informative sounds that are a part of the ice climbing process. The snick of the perfect tool placement, the thunk of the crampon into the ice below you, the squeak of a screw being twisted into hard ice, or perhaps more helpful the high pitched sounds generated as a web of cracks appear where you placed your tool just before it turns to a dinner plate! Needless to say, very informative stuff.
Now in full disclosure I should admit that climber is a rep for a gear company, and some of this conversation was aimed at pointing out the advantages of some new gear that one of his companies was bringing out. Regardless, his points were very well made. I guided on Sunday and right off the bat I noticed what he was talking about. My gear was really loud. So much so that when I went home I went looked over my tools and taped things up so they wouldn't make any noise and even wrapped some gaffer's tape on my old crampons. I guided the next day and was surprised that it made a significant difference. I felt that the added sense was really useful in almost every situation. I know it's a little thing, but check it out. Quiet is a good thing, savor it.
Ice Conditions Report:
Selected Ice Conditions effective February 16, 2017
At this point almost everything is IN and in pretty decent shape and I'm raising the ICECon level to a 4. The thing now is simply getting around. With all this snow you might not want to be the person breaking trail. [wry grin] Tramping out to the more obscure spots will definitely require snowshoes and a heads of for avalanche danger.
New Year Music Update:
BTW if you are in town pre-New Year's weekend or New Year's iteslf drop by the WIldcat Tavern in Jackson. I'm playing there with my friend Tony Sarno. It's a great blues and rock band. Tony is a superb guitarist and singer and we do a mix of originals, classic blues & rock tunes. The food are good and the beer is cold. There's even a special on Tuckerman's Ale. If you come by be sure to say hi. I'm the old guy playing bass.
Mobile Version Of NEClimbs:
Up on one of the Mount Washington Valley's finest crags and want to know what that climb you're looking at is? Or maybe you're on your way up from Boston and want to check out the Ice Report for your upcoming weekend plans. Or more likely, you're at work just want to daydream about your next adventure. Well if you have a smart phone handy, you can get to NEClimbs from anywhere you have cell service. While it doesn't offer every single feature of the site and it's not an "app", in mobile form, it does do a whole lot and is very useful. Here is the live link to the mobile version of NEClimbs:
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Naked male sport climbers? No! I want naked male trad hogs! Pushing 50 or over, very hairy chest and back, front tooth missing (no dental insurance), wrinkled yellow toenail fungus, sunburnt dome with long gray ponytail (sparse curls will do), fingers the size of Polish sausages, torn-off nipples due to offwidth damage... Now there's a man, an image to behold, every climber chick's dream. And when he says: 'Hey, honey, wanna do the DNB?' you just melt into a heap of adoring lard.